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Greener (Goodman)Born: Feb. 28, 1924Died: April 6, 2018Visitation: April 15Funeral Mass: April 16Brady-Gill Funeral HomeJoseph T. CandrevaWorld War II and Korean Conflict veteran, U.S. Marine CorpsProud grandfather of 8, great-grandfather of 10, great-great-grandfather of 3Visitation: April 14Funeral Mass: April 15Colonial Chapel Funeral HomeDr. George A. DeJong, M.D., 100World War II veteran, U.S. Army,long-time physician with Christ Hospital and Lawn MedicalVisitation: April 11Service: April 12Norman J. "Skip" Hawker, 85Korean War veteran, U.S. ArmyVisitation and Memorial Service: April 21Curley Funeral HomePauline G. Ward (Milone)Proud Maw Maw of 12 grandchildren, 10 great-grandchildrenBorn: Oct. 29, 1938Died: April 6, 2018Visitation: April 10Service: April 11Kevin BahrRetired CPD after 41 yearsBorn: June 9, 1951Died: April 4, 2018Visitation: April 11Service: April 12James E. DeVivoBorn: June 19, 1942Died: April 6, 2018Visitation: April 10Service: April 11Donnellan Funeral HomeDelores SmithMarried 55 years to her loving husband Thomas,they passed away 27 hours apartBorn: Dec. 24, 1935Died: April 3, 2018Visitation: April 12Funeral Mass: April 13Thomas SmithMarried 55 years to his loving wife Delores,they passed away 27 hours apartU.S. Army veteranBorn: Dec. 10, 1935Died: April 4, 2018 Visitation: April 12Funeral Mass: April 13Forsythe-Gould Funeral HomeKenneth Harold HansenAdored uncle and great uncle.U.S. Air Force veteran, Special IntelligenceBorn: March 8, 1943Died: April 2, 2018Celebration of Life: April 14Hills Funeral HomeDorothy Gray (Overko), 89Former member Hickory Hills Seniors Club andSt. Patricia Church Seniors ClubVisitation: April 10Service: April 11Kerr-ParzygnotJane C. Cecconi Born: July 15, 1943Died: April 4, 2018Memorial Gathering and Service: April 13Virginia R SalvatoreBorn: June 23, 1924Died: April 3, 2018Service: April 11, meet 2 p.m. at Assumption Cemetery, Glenwood, ILKerry Funeral HomeTheresa Rose Antzoulatos (Ruffolo)Fun loving auntie and great-auntieto many nieces and ne... (Patch.com)

The family of Terry Ward posted a heartfelt and hilarious obituary after his death which has now gone viral.According to the obit, ward left behind 32 jars of miracle whip, 17 boxes of hamburger helper and a multitude of other random items that would help during a zombie apocalypse.The obit says Terry died knowing “The Blues Brothers” was the best movie ever and that he had zero working knowledge of the Kardashians.Also, he was preceded in death by his parents, a hip, and a 1972 Rambler."Terry Wayne Ward, age 71, of DeMotte, IN, escaped this mortal realm on Tuesday, January 23rd, 2018, leaving behind 32 jars of Miracle Whip, 17 boxes of Hamburger Helper and multitudes of other random items that would prove helpful in the event of a zombie apocalypse.Terry is survived by his overly-patient and accepting wife Kathy, who was the love of his life (a fact she gladly accepted sympathy for during their 48 years of marriage). He is also survived by daughters Rebecca (William) Hines and Jean (Jeff) Lahm; sister, Linda; brother, Phil; grandchildren: Alexander and Hannah Hines (The Mesopotamians), Daphne and Erin Pistello (The Daffer and Peanut), Brendan and Owen Lahm (Phineas and Ferb) and Tessa McMurry (Smiley).He is preceded in death by his parents Paul and Bernice Ward, daughter Laura Pistello, grandson Vincent Pistello, a 1972 Rambler and a hip.Terry graduated from Thornridge High School in South Holland, IL, where only three of his teachers took an early retirement after having had him as a student."Read the full obit – CLICK HERE... (Fox 32 Chicago)